A Dollar's Worth of Menace
A Firework Thought
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Original recorded thought:
It’s a Monday and a Dollar General semi truck flashed its lights at me and blew its horn at me and I don’t know why—I honestly don’t. I do tend to drive conservatively, aka a bit slow, but I wasn’t even in his way my only real concern is when I get to work I will look and there is like the claw arm or the hook arm of the Sleepaway Camp murderer hanging off the back of my vehicle.
AI rewrite:
This Monday morning took an unusual turn when a Dollar General semi-truck unexpectedly signaled to me by tailgating, flashing its lights, and sounding its horn. I was taken aback, as I practice a conservative driving style and was certain I wasn’t obstructing its path.
The incident left me with an unsettling feeling, as I couldn’t discern the truck driver’s intentions. My primary concern now is the possibility of discovering something amiss with my vehicle when I arrive at work, almost as if I might find something as bizarre as a horror movie prop, like the hook arm of the Sleepaway Camp murderer, attached to the back of my car.
